Dial Family Blog: Day #10: Potty Humor

Day #10: Potty Humor

Warning: This video contains some potty humor. Not for the faint heart or anti-potty-humor enthusiasts.

What is it with boys and potty humor? And who knew it could start at such a young age? Silly boys.

Caleb-isms

-"Ok, mom...remember that shirt Carson has? The one that says, 'Dad taught me everything I know, so blame him.' Well, blame dad...cause guess what he taught me...." Feb '12new
-"I am sooooo amazing!" Aug '11
-Just before a rousing game of crazy eights, "Mom, are you ready to lose?!?" Nov '10
-Talking to Chris on the phone, "I'm going to have to hang up now. We are in traffic and I need to watch where we are going!" Nov '10
"O. U. T. I'm outta here!" Oct '10
-There's just one thing I need to say right now. Mooooo!! Oct '10
-"Well, I'll see you later! I'm going home teaching!" Oct '10
-After Carson fell and hit his mouth, Caleb said, "Oh ouchies, Carson! That's no bueno!" (Time to move!! :) Oct '10
-"Mom, look at Carson's cute little feet!" Oct '10
-Please mom! Please can Carson play with me for a few minutes before he has to take a nap?" Sept '10
-Caleb quoting Brian Regan, "My parents don't know what to do with me!" Sept '10
-"Mom, I don't want to live in this house anymore. I want to live at the beach! Can I go live at the beach?" Sept '10
-Caleb: "Can I have more?" Me: I'm waiting for the magic word." Caleb: "Abracadabra!!" Jul '10
-"Oh yummm.... That's impressive!!" Jul '10
-"Good idea, Caleb!" "Thanks, mom! I'm always thinking about something, huh?! I'm always making good plans, huh mom!" Jul '10
-"Wow!! Did you see that amazing thing I just did?!? That was craaaazy!!" Jun '10
-"Maybe shaking yours booty will help you share!"Jun '10
-"Phew! All this cleaning is making me thirsty for my favorite orange drink!" Apr '10
-(Dressed up as a transformer) "Man! The transformer needs to go potty!" Apr '10
-"Mom, Jesus just wants you to eat salad on your hamburger." (because I take off the lettuce and tomato. :) Mar '10
-After going potty, I overheard Caleb say, "Ahhh! That feels much more better!" Mar '10
-"Did you hear Carson's little cute burp? That was so cute." Mar '10
-"You're in a hurry, mom? Ok, here's the deal: You just tell me how I can help and I'll do it, ok, mom?" Mar '10
-(While I was folding laundry), "Please can I put my clothes away? I just love that part!" Mar '10
-After talking about all the fun things we did that day, Caleb said, "My favorite part of today was being with you, mom." Mar '10
-"Mom...I just like to have a plan, ok?!?" Feb '10
-"Mom! You saw that? Carson just gave me kisses. Aww...that was so sweet!!" Feb '10
-"Sure! My pleasure!!" Feb '10
-"Sure enough!!" Feb '10
-"Night night, Carson!! I just love you, brother. I hope you have a good nap!" Feb '10
-"That's ok, mom. I forgive you." Feb '10
-"Mom..please can I have the keys so I can get the door for you? I see your hands are full." Feb '10
-"I am a robot. I come in peace" Jan '10
-"Mom, do you know what I was thinking about last night when I was going to bed? I was thinking about how much I love you." Nov '09
-"Your phone is broken, dad? I'll fix it...with a hammer. Bam bam!!" Oct '09
-"Oh, Mom! Thank you for giving me a turn and for sharing! That's so good! Sharing is what friends do." Sept '09
-"You are cracking me up, mom!!" Sept '09
-"I'm sorry, mom. But you need a time out!" "Why, Caleb?" "Because you said no balloons. Please go sit on the stairs." Aug '09
-"I'm not your pillow!! I'm a talking boy!!" Aug '09
-"Mom! That is too messy to eat in the front room!" July '09
-"Mom, we need to clean off that table before we go to bed, ok?" (after waking up and seeing that we didn't do the dishes the night before) July '09
-"Sorry, mom...I'm just too fast for you!." July '09
-"Well, mom...sometimes I just like to sing to the trees." July '09
-"Ding ding ding! We have a winner!!" July '09
-"Well, mom...that is a good question!!" May '09
-"Is that the meat to put on my bones?!!" May '09
-"Rude!!" Apr '09
-"I'm Super Why fast!!" Feb '09
-"Just a minute. I need to check my email" Jan '09
-"We work at the church?" Jan. '09
-"Me not a big boy anymore!" (crying for Mom to stay in his room as he goes to sleep - Mom said, "You're a big boy.") Jan. '09
-"Mom watch me? No talking, please." (After sufficient coaching in a computer game.) Jan. '09
-"Dad's bum big. Me bum 'ittle." Dec. '08
-"Know what me need mom? Candy!"
-"What that is?" 4 billion times a day--every day :)
-"Me do! Me do!"
-"Make cookies for dad?"
-"What you need mom?"
-"Me not tired. Me happy!"
-"Me go poo poo in potty, me feed fish?"
-"Me no take nap, me no watch movie, k?"
-"Me name 'A-tub' (Caleb)."
-"Wha's your name, dad?"
-"Dad play whis me?"
-"Me bracetar dry!"

Carson-isms

-"Hey mom...can I ask you a favor?" Feb '12 new
-(In the middle of the day) "Mom...can we please go get brother from school?! I want to play with brother." Feb '12 new
-Helping me with the dishes: "Oh mom...look at this. That is just disgusting! Disgusting!" Jan '12 new
-"My heart hurts. You are breaking my heart." Jan '12 new
-"Just for the record...I don't like that." Jan '12 new
-"Santa's kinda weird." Nov '11
-After asking me to watch him throw a ball, "Mom! Did you see that action?!?" Aug '11
-"Oh my gosh. This is so boring for me." Aug '11
-After I joined him dancing to a song in the car, "Mom. Please... don't do that." Aug '11
-"Whasssuppp, baby?!?" Dec '10
-"Daddy is craaaazy!" Dec '10
-Me: "I have two cute boys! Do you know how cute you are?" Caleb: "No..." Carson: Yeah!!! I'm cuuuute!!!" Nov '10
-Loves to hide his truck and then asks us, "Where'd go? Where'd go? Where'd truck go?!?" Nov '10
-After handing me the phone, "Wanna call daddy. Say hi. Talk." (The kid can talk so well!!) Oct '10
-Always and forever saying, "Where daddy go?" Oct '10
-After handing Carson a sippy cup of milk, "Ohhhh wooooowwww! Thank you!!!" Sept '10
-As I was sweeping, Carson looked over at me and said, "Oh!" and ran and got the dust pan and held it by the pile for me to sweep up. Sept '10
-Carson went and got two bottles of water and then sat on a rug. Then turned to me and said, "Sit, sit?" and patted the floor. I sat and he gave me one water and we sat and drank water together. :) Jul '10
-"Shoes. Wanna go bye bye" Jul '10
-When asked if he wanted some grapes, Carson said, "Sure!!" Jun '10
-While I was doing dishes, Carson indicated he wanted something really badly. Finally figured out...he wanted a dish towel and some dishes to dry too. Cute boy. Jun '10

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Day #10: Potty Humor

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